Do me a favor. Listen to this 30 second audio clip and let me know if you feel like you can speak a little Gaelic.
The clip is from the Subliminal Learn Gaelic Irish/Scottish CD available from Brainwave Mind Voyages. According to their website, listening to this CD while you sleep will train you not just to speak Gaelic but to read it as well. (If the clip above didn’t work for you, please try it again while sleeping.) If you really want to go high-tech, they also offer an ultrasonic track that teaches you Gaelic in complete silence.
In case Gaelic is not your thing, the same company offers subliminal CDs that will teach you to dance, trade stocks, or stop pulling your eyelashes. Or on the racier side, there are CDs for subliminal breast enhancement, “natural male enhancement”, and combating both impotence and the gag reflex.
Unfortunately, nobody seems to have developed a technology that will teach you to keep squirrels in your pocket while you sleep. For the time being, only the traditional methods are available. But who knows what the future might bring?
I don’t know why anyone would waste his time with that CD when there are better alternatives available, like the Feng Shui Super CD, which “corresponds to 5 million hours of acupuncture”:
http://shop.textalk.se/en/article.php?id=2948&art=406387
“Super Feng Shui cleans earth, supplies vitamins to crop or pasture lands and ameliorates their mineral composition. Sea and lake waters, even air, all are going to get vitalized. Super Feng Shui purifies your physical, emotional and mental body from detritus, microbes and parasites. It energizes your chakra system. It also intensifies your spiritual growth.”
d’éirigh go maith liom