It’s been a while since I laughed out loud quite this hard.
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Three logicians walk into a bar.
The bartender says: “Would any of you guys like a drink?”
The first logician says: “I don’t know.”
The second logician says: “I don’t know.”
The third logician says: “No.”
Hat tip to Adam Merberg, who isn’t sure of the source.
My favorite news story of 2010, from the “Police News” section of the Hudson Hub Times:
Hudson — A Sullivan Road resident called police to report a “suspicious package” on his front porch Nov. 2 at 3:20 p.m.
The resident said he observed an unknown person leave the package and called police, according to the police report.
The officer said he could see the package was clearly labeled with the Amazon.com logo and asked the man if he had ordered anything from the firm recently.
The man reportedly said “Why yes, I did.”
The officer told the resident his order had arrived. The resident then said he was comfortable opening the box. The officer then left the scene, according to the report.
Hat tip to my sister.
I can’t really endorse the content, but I like the presentation:
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I realize everybody else in the world has already posted this, but just in case mine is the only blog you read:
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Hat tip to our frequent commenter Ken B., who pointed me to this before everyone else had posted it.
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A hat tip to my buddy Rosa, with hat tips once and twice removed to Tim Pierce and Doctor Memory.
I was delighted last month to learn that racism in America has been thoroughly vanquished, as evidenced by the NAACP’s having nothing better to do than complain about a greeting card that shows cartoon characters encountering black holes as they hurtle through space. (”It’s very demeaning to African American women”. See if you can guess why, then watch the video below to check your answer.)
I realize that some will criticize the NAACP for over-reacting here, or for mis-reacting. But cut them a break. You don’t see them doing anything truly loonytunes, like, say, commanding the amorphous Tea Party movement to “expel the bigots and racists in your ranks or take full responsibility for all of their actions.” Right?
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A hat tip to our frequent commenter Ken B. for pointing me to the video.
One year ago today, somewhere in the Phillipines, a reporter checked his web logs and wondered where all the new readers were coming from. Today we celebrate the first anniversary of one of the most unfortunately worded headlines in the history of journalism.
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